Bulletproof Ringo. I am afraid the 
link below will be of very little use in helping you begin to see.

I used to have a MySpace page, back in the day when such things were popular. I believe, technically, I still do. Anyway, one of the features of the page was my blog, which consisted primarily of posts intended to be of a humorous nature. If that blog survives, I can no longer track it down. Luckily (or not ...), I collected a number of what I considered to be the better posts, and I still have the file which contains them. I present, therefore:

Curlyjimsam: The Complete Myspace Blog (Abridged)
(PDF, 797 KB)

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